To the tune of HELP! By The Beatles ***HELP! (I need some Scully)*** HELP! I NEED SOME SCULLY HELP! NOT JUST ANYBODY, HELP! YOU KNOW I NEED SOME SCULLY, HEEELP! HER HAIR WAS LONGER, SO MUCH LONGER THAN TODAY, I NEVER THOUGHT I NEEDED T-B-O* SO MANY WAYS. BUT NOW HER LOCKS ARE GONE, I'M FEELIN' INSECURE, NOW I FIND SHE NEED'S MORE HAIR, JUST LIKE IT WAS BEFORE. HELP THIS SHIPPY PHILE, I'M FEELIN' DOWN, 'CAUSE I MISSED THE E-I* IN THAT RED GOWN, THE X-FILES IS SLOWLY WINDIN' DOWN, WON'T SHE PLEASE, PLEASE S-R-E? AND NOW SCULLY HAS CHANGED IN, OH, SO MANY WAYS, HER WARDROBE AND HAIR HAVE VANISHED IN THE HAZE. NO ONE KNOWS WHY THEY WENT OR WHEN THEY WILL RETURN, I KNOW THAT I JUST NEED SCULLY MUCH MORE THAN BEFORE. HELP THIS SHIPPY PHILE, I'M FEELIN' DOWN, 'CAUSE I MISSED THE E-I* IN THAT RED GOWN, THE X-FILES IS SLOWLY WINDIN' DOWN, WON'T SHE PLEASE, PLEASE S-R-E*? HER HAIR WAS LONGER, SO MUCH LONGER THAN TODAY, I NEVER THOUGHT I NEEDED T-B-O* IN EVERY WAY. BUT NOW HER LOCKS ARE GONE, I'M FEELIN' INSECURE, TELL ME IT GROWS OUT AGAIN, TO HOW IT WAS BEFORE. HELP THIS SHIPPY PHILE, I'M FEELIN' DOWN, 'CAUSE I MISSED THE E-I* IN THAT RED GOWN, THE X-FILES IS SLOWLY WINDIN' DOWN, WON'T SHE PLEASE, PLEASE GROW HER HAIR? GROW HER HAIR? GROW HER HAAAIR-OOOOO? - Darshann aka Sister Kiss, kissmescully@aol.com * definitions for abbreviations (pronounced as if reading the individual letters) T-B-O = The Blessed One (St. Scully) E-I = Earthly Incarnation (Gillian Anderson) S-R-E = Scientific Rational Explanation (How Scully explains all Mulderisms)